Much Ado About Luna

After finding Uno in that gay bar, my curiosity led me to look for his counterpart- Luna (in a girly bar). So when the opportunity presented itself, I seized it.

I remember this story because it is bar exam time once again and this happened years ago, when 2 of our officemates took it and the office sponsored a celebration for them to de-stress after the 4th Sunday. When asked how they wanted to de-stress, both guys requested that the celebration be held outside the office, particulary, in a girly bar, as it will be their first time.

So off we went to scout for a girly bar and we ended up in this place along E. Rodriguez. There were a dozen of us officemates, including our MP and OM.

At the entrance, we saw a couple of girls clad in their alluring attire, coyly smiling and beckoning over the guys in our group.

We entered through a blacked out door; the place was dimly lit with the walls painted black; it seemed bare except for a platform stage; and scattered were wooden tables and wrought-iron chairs.

A few customers were already seated, sipping their beers while watching the dancers; others were chatting with the girls seated with them.

Waitress, a young woman, wearing a short skater skirt and a matching halter top, ushered us to our seats, handed us the menu, gave the guys a wink and hurriedly left to tend to other customers. A few minutes after, Waitress came back and took our orders.

The stage was in the center of the bar where about 10 or more girls were dancing at a time while the others were entertaining customers on the tables. We watched as the dancers moved their bodies to the rhythm of the music. Then my officemate whispered:

Popong: Look at that girl. The last one on the left.

Me: Why?

Popong: Dint she know she was dancing tonight?

Me: Bakit nga?

Popong: Alam naman niyang sasayaw siya dami pa niya kinaing kanin! Hahaha!

Me: Sama mo! (Truth be told, she did looked busog.)

The dancers all looked similar- dressed in bunny girl outfits which accentuated their rounded bossoms, narrow waists, wide hips, and long legs.

Now and then, when the dancers shook their booties, the crowd would turn rowdy but good-naturedly.

Then, our orders arrived. Drinks poured in and of course, the crispy pata, came. Crunchy on the outside and moist on the inside served with a soy-vinegar and spices dip. The perfect partner to my Radler beer. Sarap!

A few moments later, a sultry background music was heard and a yellow light came on to spotlight a portion of the stage displaying a shower and a bathtub. The crowd cheered in anticipation, they seemed to know what was coming.

From the bathtub, a bare leg slowly went up the air, being caressed by palms working their way down the length of the leg. More excited cheering from the crowd.

Luna emerged from the tub, slowly turning around deliberately showing off her lacy lavender bikini - 2 triangles of fabric on top barely covering her ample bossom and another 2 triangles of fabric on the bottom, the front covering her genitals and the back, her buttocks. From afar, her silhouette looked like an hourglass.

Luna started a sensual dance swaying her hips from side to side, rubbing her body, and rumpling her already disheveled hair. Her movements were graceful yet, provocative. She danced with much passion. I could hear Popong's breath coming in gasps. Hahaha!

Luna stepped out of the tub and continued dancing. She seemed oblivious to the excited cheering of the crowd as she approached the chair positioned at the center of the stage. She did a short number using the chair as her support.

And then Luna turned her attention to the crowd and hand-picked a tall, chubby guy, wearing preppy clothes, probably in his early 30s, sporting a nerdy look. Despite his appearance, he looked game.

Luna seated the guy on the chair. The crowd went wild as she mounted his lap with her knees on either side of his legs.Us girls giggled while we watched her dance on his lap, facing him, and making eye contact as she moved her hips alternately in figure 8s and in circles. Now and then, she would brush her breasts against the guy's chest. This time, she removed his glasses and set it aside. The guy dint protest but just blinked several times and smiled.

Next, Luna rose to a standing position, circled the guy and slowly ran her hands from his hair, neck, shoulders, chest, sides, down to his thigh. Still facing the guy, she gently slid one of her legs up and down his crotch. These dint escape the crowd's notice, my officemates included:

JC: (clapping gleefully) Shet naman!!!, Ako na lang sana!!!

Andoy: Ang sarap naman nyan! Parang feeling ng pumasa sa bar!!!

Popong: (whispering to me) Tingnan mo si MP, dilated na ang pupils at tutulo na laway!

Me: Ssshhh marinig ka, masisante tayo.

Luna ushered the guy back to his seat and then roamed around the crowd. Similar to the other guys in the bar, Doy, one of my officemates, tried to catch her attention by waving his arms in the air while saying: Willing participant here!!! Wooohooo!!! Doy, however, was unlucky. Tsk.

This time, Luna hand-picked a taller guy, stocky build, probably in his mid 40s, balding but looked ruggedly handsome.

Luna led the 2nd guy to where the shower and the bathtub were. While the guy seated himself on a chair, she got into the tub and turned the shower on. I was surprised that the shower actually worked! May tubig talagang lumalabas from the sbower head! Wow, excellent plumbing and water proofing, hahaha!.

Facing the crowd, Luna lifted her face towards the shower. The shower head was round and large and sprinkled water like rain. Water trickled down her hair causing her bikini to cling to her covered body parts. At this point, the crowd had became very noisy and excited.

Luna then turned her attention to the guy seated on the chair, who looked mesmerized at what was unfolding close to him. She then extended her hand to the guy, as if gesturing for him to come nearer, and the guy did so. Surpise momentarily registered upon the guy's face but he quickly recovered and took her hand.

Luna then turned her back towards the guy and we were all surprised when the latter started rubbing her back which started a lather. So, it was a bar soap that she handed to the guy!

Facing him, Luna brushed water from his face and traced a finger along his jaw. Twas a tender moment between them. Unmindful, the crowd coaxed the guy to lather her whole body some more with foam.

All of us in our group were waiting eagerly in anticipation of what was to happen next. And then the booming voice of our MP said: "Ladies, it is late. And I do not think this is still appropriate for you to see. Let's call it a night for you ladies."

What the??? True to his repute, our MP, once again, proved how much of a killjoy he is - spoiling the fun when it was just about to peak!

Our hands were tied, either we obey MP's orders or stand up against him and end up in between jobs. Oh well, our much ado about Luna turned out to be much ado about nothing. So without further ado, we set off. Saklap no?

Unlike this story, may we all enjoy whatever is left of the weekend up to the last minute!